一個小男孩對小女孩說：“我是你的BF。”
小女孩仰起童真的臉，問：“什麼是BF?"
小男孩嘻嘻笑到：”就是best friend的意思。”
後來，他們戀愛了。
小夥子對姑娘說：“我們是的BF.”
姑娘小鳥依人，害羞的問道：“什麼是BF？”
小夥子捧起姑娘的臉，深情道：“是boy friend的意思。”
很幸運，幾年後，他們結婚了，有了可愛的孩子。
丈夫微笑的對妻子說：“我是你的BF.”
妻子接下圍裙，溫柔地問道：“什麼是BF。”
丈夫看了看寶貝，滿臉幸福的說：“就是baby's father的意思”
後來他們老了，老得走不動了，老兩口躺在籐椅上有悠閒地嗮著傍晚的太陽。
老公公對老婆婆說：“老婆子，我是你的BF。”
老婆婆笑得滿臉皺紋，問道：“老頭子，什麼是BF。”
老頭子望望夕陽然後得天空，思緒連篇，蒼老的聲音卻悠遠堅定而神秘：“Be forever。”
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
FIRST GRADE DRAWING :-)
A first grade girl handed in the drawing for her homework assignment.The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.
She returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.
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