Spaghetti 陝西拉麵

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money, if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said. "You received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." 某公司職員榮升主管，很快就讓一女同事懷孕了。小主管早有妻室，怕妻子知道，讓女同事趕緊把孩子打掉，但女同事堅決要把孩子生下來，無奈，小主管讓她回西北老家生。女同事說，孩子生了怎麼通知你？小主管說：這個容易，孩子出生後，你就寄張明信片給我，在上面寫上，陝西拉麵。就行了，以後，我會按時給你們寄生活費的。十個月剛滿，一天下午，小主管回到家，妻子遞給他一張明信片說，是陝西的。小主管不動聲色接過明信片。但他看了上面的話，馬上口吐白沫抽搐暈了過去，妻子馬上打了120。在急診室醫生問他妻子說：我們檢查你丈夫沒有心臟病，但他為甚麼會突然心臟受不了，抽暈過去？他妻子說，我也不明白，他就是看了這張明信片才會這樣的。醫生拿過明信片，念道：陝西拉麵四碗；兩碗有香腸！兩碗沒有。